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Pretty boy (Robert Pattinson from Twilight)
                              





Off to night class- yay. Superb weekend with the older Two Hearts.



                                             peace, love and cold feet (figuratively speaking)
  

        

So for tonight's viewing pleasure, T-ron and I are watching "Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Chipmunk Adventure" on DVD at 1:30 in the morning. I'd like to say first-

Courtney= the girl Chipette with glasses, because she used to wear round spectacles
Quinn= Chipette chubs
Taryn= Alvin + Chipmunk chubs
Me= awesome girl Chipette and a bit of Simon, because he is smart and intuitive and insightful and super cool

                           

I've also decided that Simon is my long lost animated brother.

Simon: "Alvin, park the hot air balloon by the fountain."
Moments later they crash.
Simon: "Yes, just what I said, in the tree."

Aaah, jump out of the screen and be my sarcastic bff.


                                

T and I are watching one of our fav classic childhood movies because CK Cheesypoofs send it over via express for my birthday (huzzah). It seriously has all the elements of a great film: a demonstration of gender equality, spunky childhood youth, a cultural look of the world, family values, growth into maturity, animal rights, and of course a bomb ass soundtrack. Everyone could wake up a little brighter by listening to "Diamond Dolls" sung by the Chipettes.

I think the only creepy part that is eating away at me, is that all the voices of the Chipmunks and Chipettes are done by like one or two people. For some reason I always thought there were a bunch of cute kids doing the voices of these characters. Nuts. I guess no pun intended. So before I write a thesis on this movie... I'd like to appropriately tangent off into birthdays.


                         


When I was little, and sometimes when I feel particularly spacey, I'd argue with my mom that I had to wait the longest for my birthday since it was in November. Because- the year starts out in January and then anyone who has a January birthday gets like instant celebration with the new year, but I had to wait till almost the veryyy end of the year to celebrate mine. Yeah, I know. Sometimes I still get pumped on my argument and then I realize I have a brain now.

One time Quinn gave me this Pocahontas water game wrapped in washcloths for my 12th birthday. It was already mine from last Christmas.

One time I gave Quinn a laminated "Lifelong pass to never enter my room" for her birthday. I thought it was downright hilarious, apparently my mom thought otherwise.

                  
                                                      -obvi not mine bc it's not laminated...


And on an ending note- long finger nails on girls are like Swiss Army knives.



                           peace, love and spam (not the mail)

        

Like the deserts missed the rain, like a week with no Friday, like warm water without ice cubes, like my ipod without headphones (I get so mad when I do that...), like Courtney without fart jokes...

...what was life without The Four Hearts blog?!

You:
                    
                                       
Me: Here Mr. Sad Pants! A blog entry!


Tada, all is right in the world. Hence:

                  


Well I know my life without the blog was pretty... still awesome, but now I feel puzzle piece whole again. I'm actually still quite disoriented because my dad changed the clocks for Daylight Savings last night around 11 pm and most of the clocks reset themselves at 2 am. So for the three hours between 11pm and 2 am, I became very skeptical of every clock I encountered in our house. "Are you telling me the right time..." I would say with discerning eyes and a furrowed eyebrow.

Now I look at my clock and just shake my head in disbelief. Did I mention I have three clocks stacked on top of each other on my desk and two of them don't even say the right time. Hmm. I have found where this problem has stemmed.


Sunday Daylight Savings story time: Quinn had to be at her crew race at 5:30am and her alarm went off at 3:30 but her clock said 4:30am.

Quinn: Taryn! Is it 3:30 or 4:30?!
Taryn: .....what.
Quinn: Is it?! My phone says 3:30 but the clock says 4:30!
Taryn: .............Quinn...Google it.


And! The release of www.thefourhearts.com is going to be here faster than you can say stretchy white underpants.




                  peace, love and innies!

        

The day has come. The world might end tomorrow. 

moral of the day (and life): mom knows best.

        

Sooo just another youtube video of a movie trailer.. with just some cool people in it........
From memory, I think these are a few of the people who are playing just a few parts....

• Some of my boyfriends:
• Shia LaBeouf, Hayden Christensen, Orlando Bloom, Anton Yelchin, Bradley Cooper and Justin Bartha

• Some of my good friends I get coffee with:
• Cloris Leachman, Blake Lively, Natalie Portman, Christina Ricci, Rachel Bilson, Maggie Q and Olivia Thirlby

(And hells yeah I get coffee with Cloris Leachman! Did you see her on Bog Saget's roast??! She's like my third grandma.)

• Some people I have hearty cinematic conversations with:
• Kevin Bacon, Ethan Hawke and James Caan

• Some of my director/writer friends decided to help out:
• Brett Ratner, Yvan Attal, Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Joshua Marston and Randall Balsmeyer

So I mightttt just see this? 'Paris, je t'aime' was you know, just another movie. No biggie. Paris is just Paris. I don't like to travel or anything. I don't like big cities or anything. Yeah. No biggie.




I wonder if I should show this movie clip to my dad? I'm thinking it'll help convince him that I should study in New York City next summer because...
a) he loves MIKA and "Love Today" will for sure be blasting on the loud speakers of New York as I bounce around the subways.

and I don't have a b)                   sooo....


                           pe@ce, love and igloo coolers

        

Since DJ Quannie Quan and SpinMaster Kelly Kels are in the inside loop- this lovely Tuesday afternoon we bring you exclusive news about T-ron's musical debut. Just last night she revealed to us that she is working on a party song and will have her Robot Lovin' roommates create some sick beats to back up the accumulation of all her party years in one spectacularly lyrical song. Alpha Phi! American Apparel! Skinny black jeans! Rockstar Energy Drinks!

        

Lo siento for the last entry. I know the pictures were a little on the large side but HEY it was only my second b-log entry! (yes i know kelly...congratulations to me.)

        

For your viewing pleasures...



©The Four Hearts

©The Four Hearts

Taken by Quinn Kawata

        

Sometimes I need a Quinn-tionary, sometimes I stare at Quinn in absolute bewilderment, and sometimes I just have to ask myself WWQD? I guess it's only a matter of time until the world gets to meet Quinn...

A few Quinnisms:
"Hey Kelly, guess what? I went to Vicky's and I got this great new b-ra!"
translation: "Hello my favorite sister, I went to Victoria's Secret and purchased a lovely new bra."

"Guys, don't leave me out in the blue!"
translation: "I'm Quinn and I get my colloquial sayings mixed up and I think that if blue is not a light color, then blue and dark must be synonymous."

And finally- Taryn has to have a gun, and by gun I mean super soaker, to her head for her to write a blog. I'm staring directly at her as she is FINALLY writing one. --"Kelly, go help Dad with dinner or else I won't write the blog."

...the things I do.

And what everyone is dying to know:
























                      I personally know Courtney will be the most stoked or stokest about this finding, especially with Reason 1. So check out the website I found it on, made me laugh for what it's worth? Yeaaaah know.

   What's your fav reason about going steady with a unicorn? Mine is the last one because when I was little I used to sit on the tetherball and fly around like I was Peter Pan. I think it was dangerous?
                    
        
                             peace, love and glitter

    p.s. (my post is superior to t-ron's and quannie's)

        

besides being repeatedly called out by my sisters for all the world to read, having them say "it's really the three hearts because you don't care" has finally touched a nerve. SOOO here's my contribution:

        

A brand butt-spankin' new home page is up for The Four Hearts!!!

And the critics are in!

                "So uber-delish that I didn't need to eat breakfast..." -the K Quarterly
                      "...definitely stole my Heart away." -Kelly Mag.
       "The back sides of the sisters finally revealed! I like the one farthest right the best..." -#1 Fan of the site

So ch-ch-check it ouuuut: thefourhearts.com


***Also some fun things for you to do while on the new home page:
    a) Get amped about the full-fledged website coming very, very soon.
    b) Make it your new desktop background on your laptop, cell phone and uh..desktop.
    c) For all you who know the sassy sistas- try and guess who is who. (Winner gets a high five from me)

        

And oldie for some of you, but a goodie nonetheless:

            
                      ...I can almost hear the dance party music and see the carefree bust-a-moves. Happy trails exempt.


    Today I took out the trash and my face had a small rendezvous with a jumbo hornet. I immediately recalled abrupt halts to my childhood backyard playtime when a hornet would loom around our jungle gym. Those were usually the scariest things I had to worry about. Oh to be young again!


              :::::Your newest and favorite update::::

Courtney:
What is she...
bouncing around to- Does It Offend You, Yeah?/anything with a dancing beat
usually sporting- her faux bubble blowing/sketchy heart capsule chain necklace
exercising her brain with- some artsy fartsy business book from Barnes and Noble

Taryn:
What is she...
singing rather loudly to- Almost Lover (cover) by James Clarke
struttin' around in- something black or all black...
reading- Cosmopolitan does not count.

Kelly:
What is she...
jammin' to on her ipod- 'Hey Oh Tonight' by Norwegian Recycling (thanks Double d!)/old cd mixes from 8th grade
picking straight from her closet- her newest paint-on-tight skinny jeans
cozying up to with a cup of tea- My Stroke of Insight by Jill Bolte Taylor, Ph.D./A Wolf At the Table by Augusten Burroughs

Quinn:
What is she...
keeping on her Most Recently Played- new Miley Cyrus cd/Guitar Hero songs
adorning herself with- white flowy shirts and watermelon pink sweats
bookmarking and dog-earing- (suppose to be) Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky


     Off to help Quinn pick her outfit for the John Mayonnaise, as my mom calls him, (John Mayer) concert tonight because of course that takes precedence over my current re-arranging of Fall Quarter classes!

                  peace, eco-love and happiness!

        

...so that I can play Mario Kart, Smash Bros, and most importantly Goldeneye again. Truth be told that only Alex can beat me in Mario Kart depending on how many glasses of wine have been consumed and only Paul can beat me in Goldeneye. Although, I have beaten him at least three times (which is a lot, bc he is the Goldeneye God). Other than that, I have played hundreds, and have annihilated all!!! MWAHAHHAAH. 

        

On to the goodies...I love, love, love short-animated films. These are shorts made to a different Radiohead song of their selection and they are absolutely beautiful. Go to myspace.com/radiohead to see more and rate your fave. Radiohead will select the winner themselves. 

        

 

                             (he has prettier lashes than me)

There are hot afternoons like these when I wish I had a beard so that I could:
Step 1: Freeze my beard.
Step 2: Walk around with a frozen beard.
Step 3: Be cool literally and figuratively.

So on this particular hot day, as I do some work, I decided I would try to keep cool by listening to cool music, drinking cold lemon water, and googling cold pictures.

Subject A:
                      
I can't figure out if he is screaming because:
a) A pole is going thru his eye
b) The water is really boiling hot
c) Piranhas are biting his ankles

Or perhaps the water is so amazing that he is screaming with delight as he emerges from the cool, refreshing embrace of his Hugh Jass pool.


Subject B:
                     
My mom just walked by me. I have this huge desire to ask her for a Raspberry Creamsicle and an American flag bathing suit.


And definitely the best part of this hot afternoon is the discovery of Poopfreeze.

I sincerely hope this isn't a joke because I would love to get my hands on some Poopfreeze. Think of the possibilities...

1. Frozen poopball fights
2. Poopsicles
3. Real life superhero who freezes your neighborhood poop during the blankets of darkness.






                        peace, love, and ice cubes

        

So Taryn will probably try to kill me... buuut, good music should be shared, right? All I want to do is spread the love and love is music and therefore music should be spread. That is Kelly math for you, in case you were wondering.

Now before you listen to this juicy, catchy like a fish in a fish farm song- let me preface you with the fact that even Taryn was subconsciously singing this in the grocery store. While picking out her hipster Rockstar eight pack, she was bouncing up and down in her ultra skinny black jeans and American Apparel gray v-neck to the beat of 'i wanna take her on a shoppin' spreeee'...


And now! I shall share with you the new summer tune that should be blasting on your ghetto blaster and streaming from your ipods:

I bring you....


              

http://www.myspace.com/mann 

And promptly click on "Ghetto Girl" and make it your new fav. song of the sum sum!

Now go find Taryn and softly hum it in her ear and freak her out because you now know she openly listens to music other than indie and electrorock and Robot Love, and she blasts Jesse McCartney too.



.... yeah it's on, Taryn. Only a mild taste of the beginning. Now go do what Courtney and I told you to do!!!

 

             peace, love, and ghetto grlz

        

Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett's new film of the 1922 short story written by F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button." It looks like a beautiful movie and if you know the story, it'll be a heartwrenching one as well. Thanks to Cheryl for the heads up on the trailer and bkgd of the story. I found a link online if you'd like to read it in it's entirety (only 11 chapters of about a few paragraphs). The film was directed by David Fincher who also directed "Se7en" and "Fight Club." Below is the newly released trailer, enjoy

        

In case you haven't been following up on the whysoserious.com happenings. The latest was a pizza delivery message that contained a mask and further instructions. Now that all the pizzas were delivered, the Dark Knight folks gave us this exclusive clip of Two-Face:




And please, for laughs sake, check out the red band trailer of Will Ferrell's new movie "Step Brothers." Good lord, it's funny:



More cool short-animated film clips to come

        

        

Sex and the City: The Movie is FINALLY HERE!!! Yes, I will be one of those going with my chicas (not all my chicas, I wish the non-LA folk were here!!!), getting martinis before the movie, and sitting in line at The Grove chatting about love, life, and relationships... and what will happen btwn Carrie and Big... and how the whole saga will end. omg. Every show is sold out, the only one that isn't is the 12:40am one!