<<setting: Kelly and Quinn come back from the pool, Quinn is still limping because her foot is swollen from being stung by a bee two days ago>>

Dad: My Quinnnnn, how's your swollen foot doing?

Q: Wah.. it still hurtsssss...

Dad: My Kellllll, how's your swollen foot doing?

K: Uh.. what.

Dad: Oh, nevermind. Your foot's not swollen. Those are just your cankles.

End scene.




What's up. It is hotter than balls outside. I found an ad for this in the back of Rolling Stone after reading a mildly infuriating article about the Kings of Leon. Whatevs. I don't want to talk about it. Anyway- this ad for poolside pong made me laugh:






I love advertising. Shiats and giggles.

I'm too hot to function properly right now. Too much coffee. Stimulus overload. Me not speaka Engrish.

peace, love and group e-males